The Great Sexes Reduction: Now We’re Down to Two?
Welcome back to An Ugly American, where we navigate the absurd so you don’t have to. Today’s hot topic? The executive order declaring there are only two sexes.
That’s right, folks—the Trumpet signed it, held it up, and boom! We’ve officially got two sexes. That’s it. No more, no less.
But wait—which two?
I mean, there were 19 before, and now we’re down to two? Are we talking man and woman? Man and chicken? I don’t know. No one knows. But hey, at least now we don’t have to memorize all those words. Him? Her? Sheep? Who knows anymore?
One thing’s for sure—politics keeps giving us things to scratch our heads about.
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