Dismantling the Department of Education: A Brilliantly Ugly Idea?
Welcome back to An Ugly American, where we tackle the hard-hitting issues that the mainstream won’t touch. Today’s topic? The Trump Administration’s plan to dismantle the Department of Education.
Now, before you clutch your pearls and start reciting your ABCs in protest, hear me out—maybe it’s not such a bad idea.
Do We Even Need It?
Look, I’m educated. You’re reading this, so you must be at least somewhat literate. Clearly, we’re all doing just fine, right? And besides, what has the Department of Education actually done for us lately?
• Students are drowning in debt.
• Kids graduate without knowing how to do taxes, change a tire, or survive in the real world.
• They still don’t teach class in school, which, by the way, is exactly what we offer here at An Ugly American.
So, why not scrap the whole thing?
But What About the Bricks?
Okay, so if we’re tearing it all down, what happens next? Do we just leave a giant education-shaped hole in the country? Nah, we gotta do something with the bricks—maybe build a Wall of Knowledge (but without all that pesky knowledge getting in the way).
And the desks? Well, they’ll probably just get sold off to fund something else we don’t need.
Final Thought: Get Smart, Get the Token
Listen, at the end of the day, whether we have a Department of Education or not, real education comes from life, not a bureaucratic institution. And if you really want to get ahead, support independent voices—like this one.
Head over to An Ugly American, grab the token, and support the cause. And listen, we’re not just asking for your help.
We’re begging.
Until next time, stay ugly, stay American.
