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Now, let’s get into the news.
Apparently, our polite neighbors up north—yes, Canada—have decided to throw a hissy fit.
They’re boycotting U.S. products.
Taking things off the shelves.
Marching in the streets.
Waving signs.
Probably apologizing in between chants: “Sorry, but we’re very upset, eh?”
Well, two can play this game.
You wanna boycott American goods? Fine. No more maple syrup. That’s right. We’re done.
We’re switching to artificial amber pancake goo and corn syrup alternatives from Nebraska.
You think we need your fancy syrup with that little leaf on the label? Think again.
We’ll make our own—probably in a lab—with extra preservatives and patriotic flavor.
You mess with America, you get consequences.
No syrup. No poutine diplomacy. No Mountie-flavored coffee blends.
This is an economic battle of breakfast proportions.
So let’s hit ‘em where it hurts—right in the flapjacks.
And while you’re here, visit us at AnUglyAmerican.com—where opinions are bold, syrup is banned, and freedom tastes like artificial sweetener.
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