According to the latest “blueprints” (purely hypothetical, of course), Gaza’s prime beachfront real estate is up for grabs. With the land already cleared (a grim joke in itself), it’s the perfect spot for a luxury getaway.
Here’s what the proposed resort will include:
• A Championship Nine-Hole Golf Course – Because nothing says “relaxation” like hitting a golf ball in a war-torn zone. Word on the street is that Jack Nicholson (or was it Jack Nicklaus?) might be designing it.
• A Pool & Shuffleboard Court – The perfect combo! Play a little shuffleboard, then cool off in the pool—because even fictional guests deserve some leisure.
• A Petting Zoo – Featuring goats and chickens, ideal for the kids! A peaceful retreat amid, well… not-so-peaceful surroundings.
The Timeline? Just 2,000 Years
Of course, such a resort won’t be popping up anytime soon. Given the political, economic, and humanitarian realities, let’s put the estimated completion date at somewhere around the year 4024.
Satire or Reality?
This entire premise may sound like satire, but in today’s world, where outlandish ideas are often entertained, it serves as a reflection of just how absurd geopolitical conversations can get.
Would a Gaza resort ever happen? Probably not. But if we’ve learned anything, it’s that stranger things have been proposed—and sometimes even attempted.
What do you think? Would you book a stay at Trump Gaza Resort & Casino? Let’s just say, the cancellation policy might be… unpredictable.
