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Ice Is Nice… Or So I Thought
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Today’s topic? One word: ICE.
That’s right—ICE. Everybody’s talking about it lately. “The ICE is coming!” “Be nice—get ICE!” “ICE is here!”
And I was all in. I thought, “Hey, ICE is great!”
I mean, who doesn’t love a little cube of frozen joy dropped into a warm Coca-Colola? That’s how I like to cool off. A hot drink, a hot day—what do you need? ICE. Ice is refreshing. Ice is wonderful. Ice is NICE.
So naturally, I thought we were talking about more refrigerators, better coolers, maybe even an ice cream truck boom. I was excited. “Yes, America needs more ICE!”
But then… it hit me.
Turns out, we weren’t talking about cubes of frozen water. No, no.
We were talking about guys in uniforms with badges and bulletproof vests, pulling people out of their homes and deporting them.
Wait—what?! That’s ICE too?
That’s when I realized I’d made a terrible mistake.
I wasn’t cheering for immigration enforcement—I was just trying to keep my Coca-Colola cold.
So here’s the lesson, folks: Be specific when you ask for ICE.
You might want to say “ice cubes” or “ice chips.” Just to be safe. You don’t want a SWAT team showing up when all you wanted was a cold beverage.
Remember: Be nice. Get ICE. But maybe clarify which kind first.
Stay frosty out there.
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